everything in the sky: Tonight made me realise... →
everythinginthesky: Tonight made me realise that lobster should be experienced for the first time at home, in private, and possibly with your parents, where you are safe and comfortable. Because tonight, my first night as a solo traveller for a while, I panicked at a restaurant that had clearly had not updated its…
My butt is the butt that will pierce the heavens.
This is my butt. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My butt is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my butt is useless. Without my butt, I am useless. I must fire my butt true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my butt and...
There should be a Hank Hill pull-string doll.
ex-cathedra: It will have three action phrases. -“I’m Hank Hill. I sell propane and propane accessories.” -“God dangit, Bobby.” -“AAUUUGH!”
Elvis Presley - Too Much Who’d’ve...
Hank Williams on the jukebox, Jack Daniels in your...
Went to a party on Wednesday night to celebrate the show that I intern for moving to ABC. It was sponsored by Patron Tequila, and my night can be summed up in the two pictures I took at the photobooth. Exhibit A: Early in the night. I believe that was my second drink. Also note the presence of a lady. Exhibit B: Lady is gone. Suit Jacket is gone. I lost track of how many drinks I had had...
When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan. Ain’t that something. (via everythinginthesky, savagemike)
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